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Red Hot Chili Peppers' touching masterpiece about
getting STD's from famous pop stars
Written by Benson/Tassos
From the Live From An Undisclosed location LP
©2003 The Scrodes
2003 ESCAPE Productions

STD For Me

Sometimes I feel like I’ve got gonorrhea
Sometime It feels like my crotch is on fire
At a truck stop in Cleveland
With Christina Aguilera
She just could not keep
Together her thighs

I hate Britney Spears
Cause she gave me the crabs once
I tickled her tits
And she took off her clothes
She had the roast beef,
I had salami
Says she’s a virgin, now that is a lie

Not another STD, but now I’ve got the clap
And it stings when I pee
Got it from Scott Stapp
Gonna be an amputee if I get one more
Got a rash from P. Diddy
From J. Lo the whore

It’s hard to believe that
There’s no cure for herpes
It’s hard to believe that
Nick Carter’s a man
I tried to leave quickly, but he gave me HPV
And now my penis has got warts on the side

Got another STD, I’ve got syphilis
Take me to the doctor please, I’ve got flaming piss
Got another STD, got Chlamydia
Take me to the doctor please, take me all the way
Yeah yeah, yeah

Oh no I said an STD
Oh yeah it looks like cottage cheese
Yeah it’s green

Went to the free clinic, took a test for STDs
Under a bridge in crack town, I boned Avril Lavigne
Under a bridge downtown, contracted HIV
Under a bridge downtown, I made out with Flea
Yeah, yeah yeah
Oh yeah Flea touched me
My dick looks like cottage cheese
Yeah yeah, oh it’s green
Yeah.