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John Cougar Mellencamp's tribute to snack cakes
Written by Benson/Tassos
From the Live From An Undisclosed location LP
©2003 The Scrodes
2003 ESCAPE Productions

The Snacky Cake Song

Little Debbies unwrapped in my hand
Two snacky cakes always fresh and never bland
Had two peanut butter crunch bars
And the double chocolate brownie treats won’t go far

Sucking down a large bear paw
And fudge chip cookies
Strawberry shortcake rolls in my lap
Belly hangs down to my knees
Cream filled chocolate cupcakes
Don’t forget my crackers with cheese
Zebra cakes, love to eat my fill
Had two and a cosmic brownie

I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone
I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone

Cakes make me fat
Peanut butter wafers
Open a box of strawberry shortcake things
Figaroos and jelly creme pies
Marshmallow pies in banana and chocolate cream

I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone
I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone

Frosted fancy cakes
Swiss cake rolls
Iced honey buns and high cholesterol
Holding on to pies as long as I can
Peanut clusters and PB and J creme pies for me

I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone
I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone
I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone
I eat all day long
Even after a couple of boxes are gone

Little Debbies unwrapped in my hand
Two snacky cakes always fresh and never bland.