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Jeffs immortal song about golf and porn star Teri Weigel
Written by Benson
From the Live From An Undisclosed Location LP
©2003 The Scrodes
2003 ESCAPE Productions

The Golf Song

Got your bogey
Got your birdie
Got your wedge caught
In my butt cheeks
Par three
Par three

Got your five wood
Got your putter
Fucking ball’s stuck in the water
Hazard
Hazard

The ball’s on the green
And it’s headed to the hole
My putter’s made by Ping
And the Riff’s Collective Soul

Got my spikes on
Got my golf bag
Got my Srixon
And my balls sag
Real low
Real low

Got my eagle
On my score card
Saw Teri Weigel
And my dick’s hard
Boner
Boner

Don’t lag it up
Just sink the putt
Green jacket, gold jacket
Greg Norman’s shitty.