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The Song About David Hasselhoff's secret life
Written by Benson/Tassos
Live From Uzbekistan LP
©2002 The Scrodes
2002 ESCAPE Productions

Gay (David Hasselhoff)

Even though I said I don’t do guys
You still won’t go away (get your ass out of here)
I saw your limp wrist and your homo moves
Tossin’ salad all the way (syrup or jelly)
Letters that you never meant to send
Saying you’re not straight (you’re an ass pirate)

Now I’m calling up your wife to tell her that you’re gay
And you never liked titties, that's a shame (no titties for you)
You can hide beside me, maybe for a while
And I won’t tell no one you’re gay

Your girls were souvenirs you’d never lose
But the puss was never your bag (you don’t like vagina)
Did you lose your pants somewhere out there?
Did you turn into a fag (you’re gay)
Don’t it make you sad to know your wife doesn’t have men’s parts (no genitalia)

You came out way too fast, now there’s nothing to conceal
Uncovered all your homo tendencies (naughty secrets)
And a gay ass song keeps playing on the gay ass radio
And I won’t tell no one you sang
And I won’t tell em you’re gay
And I won’t tell em you’re gay

You think about penis all the time
But I won’t say your name
You’re David Hasselhoff, and you like cock
But I won’t tell em you’re gay.