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The epic second installment in the Pudding Earl Saga
The tale of the homosexual son of Pudding Earl
Written by Benson/Tassos
From the Live From An Undisclosed Location LP
©2003 The Scrodes
2003 ESCAPE Productions

The Legend of Senor Ding Dong

Pudding Earl rode back into El Sombrante
The homosexual (he’s a fag, he’s a fag)
To find his beloved town destroyed
Done by the cannibalistic lesbians of Montevideo (fffwwuehh)

Long ago Earl had a son in the city
With Jorge the Seaman
Earl’s son had been spared by hiding
In a batch of Earl’s last flavor

Called Trout Le Douche
The last
The last erotic flavor
Trout Le Douche
Trout Le Douche

And so the lesbians burned the town
They captured Pudding Earl and slit his throat
The kid knew his father was gay
And he declared it as Pudding Day

Oh he was called Senor Ding Dong

Oh Senor Ding Dong how you grieve
The sacred pudding quest unto you Earl bequeathed
Oh Senor Ding Dong you must not fail
On Tapioca your steed, you will prevail

Senor Ding Dong rode into the factory
Where the tastiness once thrived
Ding Dong swore at the sight and became pissed
Today the dykes will die!
The dykes will die
The dykes will die
The dykes will die
The dykes will die

The lesbians saw Senor walk through the door
They knew he had come to settle the score
Some ran, tits between their legs
Some stayed, and he sawed off their heads

Oh Senor Ding Dong how you grieve
The sacred pudding quest unto you Earl bequeathed
Oh Senor Ding Dong you must not fail
On Tapioca your steed, you will prevail

Senor Ding Dong and Tapioca lived the rest of their lives
In mirth and pudding
To keep secret the erotic flavors of Pudding Earl
When the homosexual cowboy left the world

Oh Senor Ding Dong how you grieve
The sacred pudding quest unto you Earl bequeathed
Oh Senor Ding Dong you must not fail
On Tapioca your steed, you will prevail.