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The Mamas and The Papas classic about being stopped up at church
Written by Benson/Tassos
From the Live From An Undisclosed Location LP
©2003 The Scrodes
2003 ESCAPE Productions

Constipated People

All the crap is brown
And the bowl is green (and the bowl is green)
I can see the steam rise off of the stream of pee (the stream of pee)
I think it was the corn
Last night that I ate (he ate some corn last night)
Constipated people
On such a winters day (on a winters day)

I stepped into a church
And I had to dump (oh he had to dump)
I sat down in the pews
And I began to grunt (he began to grunt)
It would not come out no matter how I tried (so he tried over again)
Constipated people on the toilet and die (they die on the toilet)

All the crap is brown
And the bowl is green (and the bowl is green)
When its finally out (when it’s finally out)
Then will come the relief (sweet relief)
So I’m constipated and I’m left this way (constipated all day)
Constipated people on such a winters day (it was I winters day yeah)
Constipated people
On a winters day (a winters day yeah).