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The tale of the Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Written by Benson/Tassos
From the Live From An Undisclosed Location LP
©2003 The Scrodes
2003 ESCAPE Productions

CASV

It came from the sea
Half vagina, half calzone, and a quarter Jewish
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
Peter Pooper pissed a puke of pickled peckers

Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina

It has VD
Rotten apples and crab meat
Paper towels are harsh on the vaginal orifice
Old McDonald sitting on a bench
Banging his balls with a monkey wrench
Little Miss Muffet boned Jimmy Buffet
Along came a spider and crawled
Up inside her giving her an STD

The Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
A tired man stands tall
And douches with Vodka

Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina
Crab Apple Sewer Vagina

A tired man
Poops in his hand
And throws it amongst his friends
This is true.