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Matchbox Twenty's first hit song about feminine hygene
Written by Benson/Tassos
Live From Uzbekistan LP
©2002 The Scrodes
2002 ESCAPE Productions

Bush

She said “I don’t know if that’s such a good idea
I’m a little bit crusty
And I think my gina’s caving in
And I don’t know if I’ve ever been clean enough
By that package of Summers Eve
And I fear that someone will get a whiff
And I’m a little bit worried.”

Well it aint clean yet, no not near,
Not while I still smell it around
Well it don’t clean right you might change brands,
Yeah it just might clean good

I’ll wipe your bush all around,
Well I will well I will
I wanna lift your nightgown
Well I will, well I will
I wanna play with your hymen
I wanna play with your hymen
Yeah, well I will I will.

I don’t know why you’d never wipe yourself
Cause your still encrusting
When you think that douche is gonna hurt ya
And I don’t know why you couldn’t just smell yourself
I can’t stand to be near you
When your twat smelled like unwiped ass hole
And a little bit crusty

We don’t just stand there, get some turpentine
Cause I’ve been scrubbin’ but ya don’t clean
Cause you owe me, yeah you smell like shit
Well you better get the can of Lysol

I’ll wipe your bush all around,
Well I will well I will
I wanna lift your nightgown
Well I will, well I will
I wanna play with your hymen
I wanna play with your hymen
Yeah, well I will I will.

(Harmonica Solo)