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Bob Seger's ageless explosion of the bowels song
Written by Benson/Tassos
From the Live From An Undisclosed Location LP
©2003 The Scrodes
2003 ESCAPE Productions

Bowel Moves

I was feeling really bloated
Could have lost a few pounds
Dropped my pants ready to squat down
Rumble in my stomach shakes both my thighs
My position the throne riding it high
Riding it so high

I passed some corn logs now the shit’s got heavy
My colon is full, it blows when ready
God, it won’t stop used a roll of tissues

Working on the bowel moves
Trying to give birth to a great big deuce
Working on the bowel moves
It’s poopin’ time
Oh its’ poopin’, poopin’ time

My bowels are rotten, I’m gonna vomit
My anal sphincter has now begun to plummet
Explosive diarrhea on the floor
Oh here comes more

Blew my pants away every time I stood
Take a dump in the alley, or in the woods
I’ve been here for an hour still all alone and scared
It’s ripping out hairs

Working on the bowel moves
Trying to squeeze out a load of duke
Working on the bowel moves
Oh and it’s poopy time
Uuuuugh oh stinky poopin’ time

Oh, my bowels

Oh, ride the lightning, ride the lightning
Felt the rumble
I felt the rumble yeah

I woke last night to my bowels rumblin’
To the toilet bowl I did wander
Holding my cheeks to not splatter poo
Oh bowel moves
Oh my bowels too bad I had to losee
Oh bowel moves
Anus closing up
Mmm mmmm

Bowel moves
Oh rumblin’
Bowel moves (hhee hoo)
Oh yeah my anus
Oh yeah
Oh it’s so funny
Cause I had three bean burritos and a taco enchurrito
Oh my god oh my god
He remembers
Oh how you remember
Working on it
Trying to squeeze it on out
(Weeeooo)
Oh yeah
Bowel moves
Oh yeah
Oh
Rip it wide open
Rip it open yeah
Oh bowel moves
He remembers
Oh I remember
He remembers
Yeah
He remembers
Ohhhhh ohhhhh aaaauuughh
Aaaauuuuughh yeah
Uh huh
Bowels oh yeah
He remembers.